How to Find a Perfectly Ripe Avocado, According to Science

“Keep it in a bag, poke toothpick-sized holes in said bag, and throw in an apple. Leave it at room temperature for one to three days.”

“Wrap it in tin foil and bake it in the oven at 200 degrees Fahrenheit for 10 minutes. Alternatively, you can just use a hair-dryer and blow-dry it.”

“Cut it in half and microwave it for 120 seconds and then immediately douse them with cold water.”